Ok... poor play on words. I just updated the Speakerformer page with some more fake news on why you need them. I also added a "Rshunt" calculator and two new tapers. One is a middling version that does -6 to -15.5dB and an "I don't know what I need" version that does from -1 to -20dB in 1dB steps.
Up for grabs is a pair of the 1dB per step versions pictured above just wash your hands for 20 seconds and leave a comment with your name or some sort of identification and random.org will pic a winner in a week.